- reads book: *favourite character dies*
- me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
if we just met and u try and tell me how lonely you are i will turn 180 degrees and walk away
absolute fucking favorite
deck the halls
Rapunzel: Here comes midnight bitch!
actual footage from once upon a time
Life advice from crowley
the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
when he texts you
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
This is written like Scottish dialect, who wants to tell me what the fuck it says?